I want to fuck Santa. He’s the most generous sugar daddy of them all. He graciously gives gifts, he loves good food, he’s a great listener, and he can also fuck like a beast. You think someone with that many hot elves only tumbles with Mrs. Claus? In reality, he’s…

To understand the nature of Bean is to understand the nature of man itself. On Bean Mr Bean, a British series written by Rowan Atkinson and broadcast by ITV in the 1990s, is widely appreciated in terms of its contributions to comedy. The series has enjoyed success and mass appeal…

“We strongly advise against keeping a monkey as a pet. It is incredibly dangerous.” Note: The responses in this article are real and unedited. However, in order to retain some semblance of dignity, I have removed all identifying details. Bobo was a capuchin monkey that was once in my life…

“I would not advise you to consume this. It is very dangerous.” There’s many things about millennials that are inaccurate, but one thing remains resoundingly true — we love mystery fluids. Ever since the whole sarcophagus fluid saga it’s pretty much common knowledge that we have a yearning death wish…